I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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