PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We left an ass print on the piano.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
