another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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