She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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