Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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