dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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