How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I understand Curling. That high.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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