The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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