What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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