I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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