They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
