Do you still have your period?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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