Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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