Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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