So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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