oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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