does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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