I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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