bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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