its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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