i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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