bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
