they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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