All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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