One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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