Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
