I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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