sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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