Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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