Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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