sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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