Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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