i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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