If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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