why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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