So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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