Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
