i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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