love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
