Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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