drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I looked at my own cervix.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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