five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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