Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
