Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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