kristin has been a bad kristin
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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