is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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