I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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