Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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