Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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