new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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