Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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