But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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