He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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