only if we run a train.
done.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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