I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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